Clean Your Crotch!!

Remember when your mother used to say "don't go out in dirty underwear. You never know if you may wind up in the hospital!" Perhaps that's just an urban myth-adage, yet the point remains valid. And it applies succinctly to--yep, you guessed it guys--your crotch.

Let's be clear from the start. Women don't like dirty crotches. And they're not too fond of a guy who is constantly picking at his crotch because it itches as a result of being, errr...crotch-dirty. So for crying out loud, guys, CLEAN YOUR CROTCH.

Make it a habit, either in the morning or before bedtime. I won't go in to the basic practices of good hygeine. I am assuming that it is already there, inside of you. Momma taught you well, yes? She just never focused her lessons directly on your groin area. If you have a particularly smelly or sweaty crotch, clean it more often. Common sense, guys. CLEAN YOUR CROTCH.

Now, you may be asking "what's in it for me?" It's a legitimate question. Remember, I already said that women don't like dirty crotches. That means that they do like clean crotches. OK?

So, if you are out in the world, and you come across a nice lady who seems as interested in you as you are in her, maybe something will develop. With a clean crotch, you will have the self confidence that may give you that extra edge.

And who knows, perhaps the crotch will become a focal point of the interaction.

Then, a clean crotch is a definite advantage.

CLEAN YOUR CROTCH!


deorre