Man Lessons: Dirk Ledge

It is a momentous time in the Man Lessons world. I am in the thick of working on a book that will be reminiscent of the Chicken Soup for the Soul series. I have been woking diligently on this project, and will continue to do so into the near (and hopefully not far) future.

It has come to my attention that, though informative and easy to read, the Man Lessons thus far have been somewhat soft and gentle. May very well be related to the fact that many of the readers in Blog thought I was a freaking girl. I may have been unwittingly expressing such in my posts. Perhaps I needed a harder edge, for instance, in the masturbating in the shower piece.

Enter Dirk Ledge.

So I am bringing on a partner. Dirk, or Ledge as he likes to be called, will join the Man Lessons team, and bring on that edgy element that I am apparently too feminine to offer. I am not threatened by this. I will only become more of a man. As will the readers.

Dirk comes from a unique background. It is assumed that he was born to human parents, though there is nothing to verify this. He was raised by a group of mountain goats, far off in the Appalachian Mountains.

These goats were very bonded to Dirk, and he to them. It is widely accepted that they sexed each other up pretty often, and pretty thoroughly. Needless to say, Ledge became quite versed in the way of the animal, and has tittilated quite a few women since he transferred his affections to the human race.

Dirk Ledge knows how to survive. Why, he grew up eating cans and weeds and even poison ivy. He said that when his throat itched real bad, some of the metal he would eat scratched that itch real good.

More of what Ledge has experienced, and how that has translated into raw man wisdom, will come in our future entries. I believe he will balance out my tender side quite well. If anyone has questions for Ledge, please offer them up. It will be my job to keep him somewhat in check, so that he may be as responsive as possible.

Oh, and by the way, a complete compilation of previous Man Lessons is available in the Man Lessons group.


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